I Decentered Men and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

Kat and Phoebe discuss a blackmail sextortion scheme, a pair of rabid and possibly incestual raccoons, and the de-centered men who can’t quite hit de center of de toilet bowl.

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I Decentered Men. Decentering Desire for Men Is Harder. - The New York Times

What is going on in this picture:

Do non-white men pee standing up? An unsolvable mystery.

‘Am I a Snob Or Is He a Simpleton?’ - by Heather Havrilesky