I am the very model of a modern Demisexual
My sexual proclivities are purely hypothetical
I’m here to say it loud and proud, my internet confessional
I’ve never touched a boob, which makes me very intersectional!
Kat offends Twitter's demisexuals: https://unherd.com/2022/11/demisexuals-are-scared-of-sex/
Phoebe watches 1990s YouTube:
The complete “Pam” song: