Feminine Chaos

Feminine Chaos

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Feminine Chaos
Feminine Chaos
Wednesday open thread

Wednesday open thread

Apologetic root vegetable edition

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Do you know where your parsnips come from? You might want to do as that butternut squash is doing and stand at attention to listen to the parsnips’ origin story. As for me, I have never knowingly eaten a parsnip, never sought one out, so I think I’m in the clear.

Pop your most parsnippety comments below.

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