Premium: When You're Hungry for Love (and Nothing Else)

A viral Valentine's Day story prompts Kat and Phoebe to remember the grand romantic overtures of their youth (and get a little ragey on behalf of the high school girls embattled by giant poster-sized declarations of love.) Then: will the new weight loss drug Ozempic usher in a new era of hot, rich bitches with the bodies of Dickensian orphans and faces …