Premium: Phoebe Is Back and She's Got Caveman Revenge Porn

After approximately 5 million years apart, the O.G. hosts of Feminine Chaos are back for their first post-pandemic conversation, just for our paying subscribers. Today’s topic: New York Magazine’s “canceled teen” cover story, Kat’s sexless adolescent crush on Johnny Depp, Phoebe’s wise words about caveman revenge porn, and… look, there’s no gentle way t…